Dec 08

Nothing is perfect. Life is too short.

Instinct cannot be unlearnt without significant willingness.

If you get stuck in a rape, sit back and enjoy it.

If you keep your expectations too high, you will always be disappointed.

"Watching romantic comedies can have a negative impact on your love life." - Research

Nov 08

I am a PC.

Those who know are not talking; those who are talking dont know.

This holiday, the shortest distance between you and happiness is the distance to the nearest Fred Meyer.

Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.

Gravitationally enhanced is the funniest synonym for obese.

All successful people are optimistic. Be careful. The reverse is not true.

Oct 08

Anger Management. The key to peace of mind.

A turn in life is not the end of life, if you don't fail to make the turn.

I keep forgetting that everyone is learning.

The female mind is a complex web of mysteries beyond my comprehension ... at least so far.

Don't take life too seriously, you will never get out alive.

"Be fearful when others are greedy, and greedy when others are fearful." - Warren Buffett

It always works most of the time.

Sep 08

No amount of hardwork can compensate for a stupid idea.

Delegate assuming expertise and then monitor silently from a distance.

Politics is perception.

"The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated." - Steve Jobs

Sometimes, the greatest journey is the distance between two people.

Aug 08

You are not a leader until you have lost.

"We haven't had sex since we got married. There is something really wrong about that." - Just Married

"Mr. Wayne didn't want you to think that we were deliberately wasting your time."
"Only accidentally wasting it." - The Dark Knight

Jun 08

"I think I am going to sandwich after I sofa here for a while."

Thinking is inversely propotional to fun.

May 08

We are definitely going global ... just as soon as we go national.

"The idea for anti-theft device may have been stolen."

Anger is more useful than despair.

"If you cheat and get caught, you are a cheater. If you cheat and reach the top, you are savvy." - Eric Cartman

The reason for your fat ass is either depression or paralysis by hope.

Independence is the spirit that drives the successful.

Mar 08

Always quit when high.

Feb 08

The least planned things in life are the most fun.

A conservative approach will not let you realize your full potential.

There are no stupid questions, but there are a lot of inquisitive idiots.

Shortcut Aziz...too cool

If you fail to plan, you plan to fail. Plan your work, and work your plan...:)

Brian Williams. An exceptional example of professionalism.

Jan 08

It's a definite may be.

The Death of the Grown Up.

“I say everything in life is like a Beatles song or a Bob Dylan song. But there’s that one line in that one Beatles song, ‘You and I have memories longer than the road that stretches out ahead.’ And that clearly is true here.” - Steve Jobs to Bill Gates

Breathe (inhale, "I am", exhale, "relaxed", repeat) - Presentation tips

Election year is filled with catchy, bright, well-presented bullshit.

"Employee of the year" is the perfect example of when a person can be a winner and a loser at the same time.

I dont fail. I succeed at finding what does not work.

"That is like putting lipstick on a pig." - Patrick during our team CR

Jul 07

"It doesnt matter if you were right or wrong; you will lose." Just keepin it real.

Jun 07

Shit, its June already.

So, for medical reasons, I should avoid riding in sports cars. What bull?!?!

A company is like a big tree with a bunch of monkeys on it. The people at the top look down and see smiley faces. The people at the bottom look up and see asses.

May 07

Part1: "It would have never worked out between us." - Jack Sparrow to Elizabeth Turner.
Part3: "It would have never worked out between us." - Elizabeth Turner to Jack Sparrow.
"Keep telling yourself that, darling." - Jack's reply

Apr 07

The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can't do.

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was to convince the world that he did not exist.

"The shear mechanics of it are mind boggling." Austin Powers to agent Shagwell.

I guess now I truly understand what standing in two boats mean.

Mar 07

Scrubs is undoing the damage done by Friends.

I hope my future wife never gets to see "Wild Hogs".

Remember to spit in the direction of the wind, not against it.

SAAB ... born from jets ...

Feb 07

God bless the guy who invented the Muslim shower. An uninterrupted supply of water precisely when you need it.

Shalwar (not the elastic one, the kamarband one) is one of the few garments with a truly adjustable waist.

"Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans." - John Lennon

What is vice today may be virtue tomorrow.

People will like you as long as you agree with them.

Jan 07

Forever new frontiers...

Dec 06

If a man washes the dishes and nobody sees it, it did not happen.

BMW, The Ultimate Driving Machine ...

Atif Aslam, perfect combination of exceptional talent and no class.

Happiness with convenience.

I shower naked.

Lets save water. Join me.

Nov 06

I hate indecisiveness.

I have never lied to you. I have always given you some version of the truth.